gargoyle for hire.

while looking for online job postings, i was checking tribe.net and clicked on the job category "*outrageous*"...because i was intrigued.

i found this listing, posted below, verbatim. it made me laugh. i almost want to hire him *just* to see if he'll show up.

Rate: (contract)
Type: Contract
City: SF Bay Area
As winter's deathly chill draws nigh, the desire for cozy fires in one's castle increases. This is the best time of year to enjoy a clean fireplace and chimney. When properly cleaned by an experienced leather wearing gargoyle, there will be less risk of fire and less airborn toxins to discourage your happyness. This is where I come in. I am the #1 Gargoyle Chimney Sweeper in the entire world. I will come to your house, clean your chimney and fireplace to satisfaction, and best of all, I provide the entertainment of watching a grey painted-leather wearing-masked-winged-gargoyle, capering about your roof.

Service costs $125 in San Francisco, slightly more for anywhere else in the Bay Area to cover transportation. Cleaning generally takes just over 1 hour.
Be the first one in your lineage to have your chimney serviced in such a manner!!!
Call or tribe me to get a quote or schedule a cleaning.

Shadow (415) 531-9201