under pressure!

i'm feeling mildly pressured by my horoscope. the month of may is supposed to be romantically and socially exciting, sizzling, whatever, for capricorns. which is great, but now i feel like i have to go around asking out every male piece of meat i pass, just to benefit from this period in the stars. is that a capricornian thing to do or what!? even socializing is work. and i have to work HARD! dammit! i can't be slacking. i can't waste this time!

the horoscope lady even said - don't expect to benefit from these stars if you sit at home daring people to ask you out.

but i'm tired! and yes i'm lonely, but do i have to ask EVERYONE out?! calling a guy has only recently become "something i do". now i have to do MORE? are you kidding me? and are men ever working this hard on this kind of thing? um...no. i'm pretty sure they aren't.

can't i just turn on my big beacon of amazingness and let them flock to me? FLOCK! FLOCK, DAMMIT!